Monday, November 29, 2004

Will the real Al-Zawahri/Geronimo please stand up...




Islamic fanatics sure don't speak with forked tongue.

Here are some Al-Zawahri quotes from the latest tape making the rounds (in italics)--followed by similar historical response from Geronimo (in bold):

"The results of the elections do not matter for us. Vote whoever you want, Bush, Kerry or the devil himself. This does not concern us. What concerns us is to purge our land from the aggressors."

With all this land, why is there no room for the Apache? Why does the White-Eye want all land?

"You have to choose between one of two methods to deal with Muslims: either on mutual respect and exchange of interests, or to deal with them as if they are spoils of war," al-Zawahri said. "This is your problem and you have to choose yourself. You have to realize that we are a nation of patience and endurance. We will stand firm to fight you with God's help until doomsday."

"Then he talked with me for a long time and told me what he would do for me in the future if I would agree to the treaty. I did not greatly believe General Miles, but because the President of the United States had sent me word I agreed to make the treaty, and to keep it ... He said: "While I live you will not be arrested."
Then I agreed to make the treaty. (Since then I have been a prisoner of war, I have been arrested and placed in the guardhouse twice for drinking whisky.)"


"As for elections in America, the two candidates are competing to win the satisfaction of Israel," saying that fact proved "there will be no solution with America without forcing it to surrender to justice."

We had lost about fifteen warriors in Arizona, and had gained no recruits. With our reduced number we camped in the mountains north of Arispe. Mexican troops were seen by our scouts in several directions. The United States troops were coming down from the north. We were well armed with guns and supplied with ammunition, but we did not care to be surrounded by the troops of two governments, so we started to move our camp southward.

One night we made camp some distance from the mountains by a stream. There was not much water in the stream, but a deep channel was worn through the prairie, and small trees were beginning to grow here and there along the bank of this stream.

In those days we never camped without placing scouts, for we knew that we were liable to be attacked at any time. The next morning just at daybreak our scouts came in, aroused the camp, and notified us that Mexican troops were approaching. Within five minutes the Mexicans began firing on us. We took to the ditches made by the stream, and had the women and children busy digging these deeper. I gave strict orders to waste no ammunition and keep under cover. We killed many Mexicans that day and in turn lost heavily, for the fight lasted all day. Frequently troops would charge at one point, be repulsed then rally and charge at another point.

About noon we began to hear them speaking my name with curses. In the afternoon the general came on the field and the fighting became more furious. I gave orders to my warriors to try to kill all the Mexican officers. About three o'clock the general called all the officers together at the right side of the field. The place where they assembled was not very far from the main stream and a little ditch ran out close to where the officers stood. Cautiously I crawled out this ditch very close to where the council was being held. The general was an old warrior. The wind was blowing in my direction, so that l could hear all he said, and I understood most of it. This is about what he told them:

"Officers, yonder in those ditches is the red devil Geronimo and his hated band. This must be his last day. Ride on him from both sides of the ditches; kill men, women, and children; take no prisoners; dead Indians are what we want. Do not spare your own men; exterminate this band at any cost; I will post the wounded shoot all deserters; go back to your companies and advance."

Just as the command to go forward was given I took deliberate aim at the general and he fell. In an instant the ground around me was riddled with bullets; but I was untouched. The Apaches had seen. From all along the ditches arose the fierce war-cry of my people. The columns wavered an instant and then swept on; they did not retreat until our fire had destroyed the front ranks.

After this their fighting was not so fierce, yet they continued to rally and readvance until dark. They also continued to speak my name with threats and curses. That night before the firing had ceased a dozen Indians had crawled out of the ditches and set fire to the long prairie grass behind the Mexican troops. During the confusion that followed we escaped to the mountains.

This was the last battle that I ever fought with Mexicans. United States troops were trailing us continually from this time until the treaty was made with General Miles in Skeleton Canyon.

During my many wars with the Mexicans I received eight wounds, as follows: shot in the right leg above the knee, and still carry the bullet; shot through the left forearm; wounded in the right leg below the knee with a saber; wounded on top of the head with the butt of a musket; shot just below the outer corner of the left eye; shot in left side, shot in the back. I have killed many Mexicans; I do not know how many, for frequently I did not count them. Some of them were not worth counting.

It has been a long time since then, but still I have no love for the Mexicans. With me they were always treacherous and malicious. I am old now and shall never go on the warpath again, but if I were young, and followed the warpath, it would lead into Old Mexico.


Sunday, November 28, 2004

Terry "al-Zarqawi" Nichols

Given today's news regarding this man...




Do you suppose if he had swarthy skin, a black beard, and was an adherent of Islam that he'd still be alive today?

Let's hope "Terry al-Zarqawi" is counting his blessings that he is a pasty-faced right-wing Christian. Else, this peckerwood surely would be at the bottom of a Gitmo dungeon with a guard dog snarling at his naked balls, begging for his miserable life.

Some terrorists have all the luck...

Saturday, November 27, 2004

A mean little boy and his piss anywhere poodle

The Guardian has the scoop on the white boy poop going down in Equatorial Guinea.

Here's the killer paragraph:

"The revelations of Britain and America's prior knowledge of the plan to topple the oppressive regime of President Teodoro Obiang raises questions about whether they ignored clear UN conventions designed to protect heads of state against violent overthrow. There have also been claims that western government were keen to see regime change in the oil-rich state because it suited their strategic and commercial interests."

Anybody still want to pretend that Blair and Bush went into Iraq to create a democarcy?

It's about oil. Always has been. Always will be.

Here is an open question: Do Iraqis have either a duty or a right to wage war against such foreign invaders?

Careful-- That's one tricky riddle.

Here is another open question: Has America's and Britain's lust for black boy's oil and brown boy's oil corrupted their moral vision?

Careful-- As I am assuming here that once upon a time... both countries had some sort of moral vision beyond the whiteyfication and incorporation of the world...

Not me Bushit boy...

"CRAWFORD, Texas - President Bush (news - web sites) issued a holiday-season call on Americans to volunteer and give to charity — 'to share our blessings with the least among us.' He singled out for special praise those who have given time and energy to U.S. troops stationed around the world."

I knew that was coming...

That is, the call to self-tax oneself. I guess it's not enough that my taxes get funneled to various churchs for charity work. I apparently have to give more of my hard-earned liberal dollars...

And the fact that I am being asked to give "charity" to troops illegally garrrisoned in another country is a double dose of bush-venom.

A) My taxes and your taxes and rich boy's taxes aren't enough to properly support the troops? Why?

B) What are troops doing in an innocent foreign country anyway? You want them there? You pay for them. Not me.

Here is what I've got to say to all of this:

Bah Fucking Bushit.

As long as bush and his ilk are in power, I'm not giving fuck to anybody. I'll destroy my stuff with a sledge hammer before I will give it away.
If I do give charity it will be to childern overseas.
Is there an Iraqi Children's victim fund?

You don't like that?
Then try taxing the rich you fuck-ugly pug.


Thursday, November 25, 2004

More different than thou...

We are all of us different
and we are all of us alike.

For those that are truly different,
a point comes in one's social evolution
where the onerousness of "fitting in" becomes pure odiousness.

At the crossroads of one becoming one
with one's true self
True orneriness can be born.

Whitman asserted: "One's self I sing ... and yet utter the word en masse"
That was the moment of his birth.
And though he might "utter" the word "en masse"
His differences would never allow him to
Mindlessly move with that great unwashed mystical mass.

He was, and is, "a single separate person" forever apart.
And humanity has been forever enriched by that separation...

I also recognized my differences years ago.
And I recognized that it was something so fundamental, it had to be genetic.

I don't root with passion for any football team.
I loathe crowds and noisy bars.
I don't belong to a church and think God talk is comfortable blather.
I am not a nationalist.
I think war is almost always--legalized murder.

And too...

I like sex...and think my body is the most sacred of temples.
I revel in sensations,
Cherish intelligent conversation...
And have no problem dancing as wildly or serenely as I please...
When I please.
My life is in wonderful balance...
I eat real food...
Vegetables and nuts raw...

On all of these most of my fellow Americans are my complete opposite.
Most are moved by faith, football, family, firearms, and fastfood.
Sex and drugs are dirty things, to be abused, or disabused--
Because they are either out of balance left,
Or out of balance to the right...

Most are fiercely tribal.
And most can, with a bit of goading,
be made to goosestep down the street.

My genetic code must differ from my countryman's
in some major fundamental way.
To such an extent that not only am I not like you...
Most ornery: I revel in my orneriness.
My not-you-ness.

Realizing all this I wrote long long ago that there must be a God gene, a war gene, and a tribal gene...
And apparently I'm not being yanked stupid by
The telomeric strings of any of these genes...
else...
I'd be just like you
and you
and you
A god damn bore,
as hip, and as graceless as a republican...
Pledging eternal allegiance to unenlightenment...

Fat,
Faddish,
Forever Fifty,
A filthy, non-incandescent dim white light bulb...
You You You...

I am your opposite.
Your antithesis...
I am not You...
Not now...
Not ever...
And I pledge my allegiance to forever being not you...
Praise the Lord Jesus!


Tuesday, November 16, 2004

PC Republican-style (the new group think)



The SAT's question of the day is a regular click for me.

Today was the first day where the wording of a question reflected what ought to be called Republican Political Correctness. Here is the text from today's question with the offending snatch of group-think colored with the crayon called red-state red:

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Currently rising temperatures in the Arctic and Antarctic are _ _ _ of a still warmer world that could result from an excess of atmospheric carbon dioxide produced by the burning of oil, gas, and coal.

1. polarities
2. harbingers
3. vestiges
4. counterexamples
5. aftereffects

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Just to set the record straight: "... that is resulting from an excess of atmospheric carbon dioxide produced by the burning of oil, gas, and coal."

But I sort of like the fact that Florida and other southern states will be the first to enjoy all that resulting excess ice melt. Do you suppose they will try to keep out the sea water with a dyke made of bibles?

Nah... not those dummies.

I expect the rapture shitheads are going to welcome the hypercanes with open arms...



The real question is:

Will it be God, the Devil, or Me on the sidelines that you will hear hollering: Drown you motherfuckers! Drown!


One person's baptism is another person's bellylaugh.





Monday, November 15, 2004

George and the Wolf

What to expect in the next four years?

I suggest you regard the following events as the first notes of a sinister children's opera:

1) Arlen Specter having to bend over and repent for speaking his mind.


2) The purge of leftist and democrats from the CIA.


3) The new Attorney General was the legal brains behind torturegate.


4) Clearly the tune is in the air...
Let’s add to it this a line from a recent Juan Cole post:

"Patriot Act II" allows the government to strip people of their US citizenship.

Which should obviously be accompanied by a blow of a French horn:

So where are we trending?


I suggest we plumb the depths of the right wing’s evil heart by considering the dark depths of the left wing's heart.

Let's take a look at World War I and the attitude and policies of that great progressive Democrat--Woodrow Wilson.

The following is an extended quote from Robert Kelly’s: The Shaping of the American Past. It gives some serious signs as to what may will be in store for us:

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~snip~~~~~~~~~~~~

”Wilson’s liberalism, however, failed miserably in one crucial test: he could not stand criticism. Entering the war was a frightful wrench for him, and he was forced to justify it to himself by seeing the war as one fought for the highest and most crucial interests of all mankind. He therefore saw any critic off the war as an enemy of human welfare. An Espionage Act was passed in 1917, and a Sedition Act in 1918, which revived the worst features of John Adam’s Alien and Sedition acts of 1798. Anyone aiding the enemy, obstructing recruiting, hampering the sale of war bonds, or even daring to ‘utter, print, write, or publish any disloyal, profane, scurrilous or abusive language’ about the government, the Constitution, or the military, was to be harshly punished--and many were.

Furthermore, a nationwide spy system was established to search out miscreants. Union meetings, peace gatherings, and all such assemblages were honeycombed with informants. People guilty of no discernible crime were rushed off to jail, held without bail, and reportedly, in extreme cases, physically abused. A woman who received a Red Cross solicitor in a ‘hostile’ manner, a socialist who wrote a letter to a newspaper charging wartime profiteering, a Californian who laughed at rookies drilling in San Francisco, A New Yorker who spat near some Italian officers--all were put to jail.”

~~~~~~~~~~~end snip~~~~~~~~~~~~~~


So I expect the worst. Not because republicans are inherently evil, but because humans with power are inherently evil.

The Patriot Act and the Digital Rights Millennium Act will be used against all perceived enemies of the Republican state. Big Brother Bush will attempt to put his heel down on his foes. Such events are inevitable as your next heartbeat. Prepare yourself right now for that boot.

How?

By behaving as uproariously ethical as possible. Don't give them any legal wedge. Or you may will find yourself being frog-marched to the outer edges of Siberia.




Friday, November 12, 2004

The Bush Iraq Comedy (it's a howler)



I have stopped calling it the Iraq mess.
Henceforward I am calling it the Bush Iraq Comedy.

Because if truth be told...
Every morning when I see the unfolding Iraq that Bush has wrought...
I fold up in tumultuous bellylaughs...

The hubris, incompetence, and lowbrow audacity of tearing a country apart to kill its scurrying cockroaches... Only to have to do it again and again--MUST surely be a made for tv sitcom...

Which is to say, like the nuts who believe the Moonshot and landing isn't real:
This. Iraq. Thing. Can't. Possibly. Be. Real.

Right?

And so when I read something like this:

"A row of palm trees used to run along the street outside my house - now only the trunks are left.The upper half of each tree has vanished, blown away by mortar fire. From my window, I can also make out that the minarets of several mosques have been toppled. Smoke is everywhere. A house some doors from mine was hit during the bombardment on Wednesday night. A 13-year-old boy was killed. His name was Ghazi."

I stammer about in guffaws...

Or this:

Medical staff at a U.S. military hospital in southwest Germany are expanding bed capacity to care for scores of wounded from Iraq, including many from the assault on Fallujah, officials said Thursday.
A planeload with 53 wounded from Iraq arrived Thursday morning, and another with 49 more was expected to arrive Thursday evening at the Landstuhl Regional Medical Center -- together making an anticipated 102 for the day, spokeswoman Marie Shaw said.


I chortle until I nearly choke...

Or when I peruse a piece Bob Herbert should have titled The grinning reaper:

Second Lt. Leonard Cowherd III of Culpeper, Va., commented in his last letter to his wife, Sarah, about how young so many of the soldiers were, which was interesting because he was only 22 himself. He wrote:
"Some of these guys out here, Sarah, they're just kids. I'm not that old myself but I couldn't imagine going through the experiences these guys are going through at the age of 18, 19 and 20. If you saw them walking down the street you would think that they belonged in an arcade or at a movie theater doing stuff kids do. Not putting their lives on the line every second of every day."
The Cowherds were married last year and spent only a few months together before Lieutenant Cowherd was shipped to Iraq. He was shot to death in Karbala in May.


I holler until my sides split...

But the funniest bust-up line of all is from the first debate. Remember when our Comedian in Chief said:

In Iraq, no doubt about it, it's tough. It's hard work. It's incredibly hard. You know why? Because an enemy realizes the stakes. The enemy understands a free Iraq will be a major defeat in their ideology of hatred. That's why they're fighting so vociferously.
They showed up in Afghanistan when they were there, because they tried to beat us and they didn't. And they're showing up in Iraq for the same reason. They're trying to defeat us.
And if we lose our will, we lose. But if we remain strong and resolute, we will defeat this enemy.


Hahahaha...
We must stay the course, most vociferously.

The best thing about the the Bush Iraq Comedy?
We've got four more years of vociferous laughs...
Just think about that!

Good lord...
We'll all be howling like vociferous idiots before this is over and done...

Thursday, November 11, 2004

An immoral mind in transition

So all the buzz is about the need for blue-state people to reach out to southerners.

We need to
get morality
and get religion
and get some country values...

I am trying...

My mind however has one foot in the crick and one on dry land.
It resists. For every two steps forward into the rural world it takes one backwards towards urbanity.

To wit... it spun this out yesterday:

If God had meant for me to have religion,
He wouldn't have given me an AK-47 to protect my free mind with.


Oh dear me...

All this football, faith, family, and firearms is so confusing....

I think someone needs to write a book:
Red state values for blue state dummies.


Wednesday, November 03, 2004

Poor poor slobs...

Nicholas Kristof of the NYTimes has a line in today's column that chokes like a pretzel in Bush's windpipe:

But whether John Kerry's supporters are now celebrating or seeking asylum abroad, they should be feeling wretched about the millions of farmers, factory workers and waitresses who ended up voting - utterly against their own interests - for Republican candidates.

Huh? I am supposed to feel wretched?

Wait a second, this is a democracy and it is pretty much understood that you vote your interests. And I am supposed to feel wretched for some poor slobs who supposedly weren't smart enough to vote their interests?

Bull shit.

They voted their interests. Everyone always does.

Sorry Nick... Fuck them and fuck your damn excessively bleeding liberal heart.
I hope they get just what they voted for.

They deserve no less.

I'm a republican now too....

Some democrats are talking about the need to clean house?

How can you clean house when this campaign was really about: Naked Aggression versus Aggression.

I never heard the word "kill" used with so much delight in a presidential election. Clearly, the audiences--rich and poor--lapped it up.

With their votes Americans have shown that they prefer aggression of the naked kind. Fair enough. I don't blame them. Heck I've seen a lot of tv violence in my time too. I understand the joy of doing violence to evil beings. It's quite pleasurable.

So let's not hear any of this clean the house nonsense.
How can mere mortals clean the Stables of Augeias?
That's an impossible task--and so, naked aggression it will be. In short, we are in for at least four more years of Arab wars. Probably a decade.

Fighting fire with fire has one advantage...
It doesn't require much hard thinking.

So you can put away your thinking caps for a while...pump up the country music, drop the dumb bombs, and enjoy the coming shock and awe like a fourth of July fireworks display. And oh yeah: Praise Jesus that we got mo' betta weapons than they do, and that the media "doesn't do body counts." Accountability is such an odious, guilty chore.

The real question now is:

What are the best stocks and bonds and financial positions to take advantage of WW III? After all, being poor and stupid in America is about as fun as being poor and stupid in Arabia.

Yeah verily,
I say unto you: the poor are going to get poorer.
And I don't plan on being one of them.
As of today: I am a republican too.

That's my pledge of allegiance.

Boys and Girls... hereafter it's every dog for himself.




Tuesday, November 02, 2004

Last Stand



He is going down... down... down... down...

I’ve been waiting...
Four years for this moment...
To take Bush into the polling booth...
And give that spoiled white boy...
The ass-kicking Daddy never did.

A New World begins today...
Don’t let anyone tell you otherwise...

Not the puppets,
Not the puppetmasters,
Not the meta-puppetmasters...
Not the mega meta-puppetmasters...

Today the New World gets reborn:

Cheyenne Anthem...
Inca saint...
Carib Warrior...
Quetzalcoatl drumbeat...

Today is the last presidential election in our lifetimes
That will have four white males:
Two of them of the angry, ugly, privileged kind
Vying for the honor of leading the free world

Bush is their final representative:
Whose allegory is a vicious sword...
A weapon, a pistola, an Ak-47...
Fighting to maintain its post-Columbian, Neocon-colonial hegemony

But today Democracy reasserts itself...
Throttling forever the white boys lust for all things gold
Bush is history... past, gone, dead, defunct....
Nothing will stop the evolution of man unkind into kindly man.

Not Bush. Not Cheney. Not Rumsfeld.
Not surrogates black and blacker....
Not goofy Brooks or bitter Safire...

Today is a good day for their ideas to die...
Today, I and millions of others, will kill them with our votes...

I put my war paint on and step up to vote...
To send that version of Homo insapience...
Once again on its glorious path of extinction...

But this time...
Custard will stay dead...