Koreyel's Law

Koreyel's Law:

The number of Arab terrorists grows in direct proportion to Bush's effort to stamp them out.

Koreyel's Corollary:

You cannot defeat the hydra-heads of terrorism with a sword.

Koreyel's Prescription:

Feed a tribe. Starve a terrorist.

Koreyel's Principle:

The best way to hate America is to increase the number of her enemies.

Koreyel's Observation:

George W. Bush has one, and only one, genius-level skill:
A preternatual ability to birth terrorists who hate America.

Koreyel's Rhetorical Conclusion:

Who needs enemies like Osama bin Laden when you have friends like George W. Bush?