Monday, March 28, 2005

GoogleSmearing--
Vicious attack on the good ship Juan Cole

Juan ColeMiddle East scholar Juan Cole is a national treasure. His strong, mearsured, and reasoned voice has been essential in trying to understand the great Iraqi food fight.

Since he is an expert, and since he brings great intellectual might to bear against Bush's Middle East policy, one naturally expected that soon enough, Cole would come under attack by the Brown Shirts.

Wasn't that one of the ideas expressed between the lines in Mein Kampf ?
That intellectuals must first be discredited?
Then and only then could they some day be driven away--if not killed:


"Accordingly the State which is grounded on the racial idea must start with the principle that a person whose formal education in the sciences is relatively small but who is physically sound and robust, of a steadfast and honest character, ready and able to make decisions and endowed with strength of will, is a more useful member of the national community than a weakling who is scholarly and refined."


Juan Cole, bless his heart, isn't taking the discrediting like one of Hitler's so called "peaceful aesthetes and physical degenerates."

Cole is not going to sit down in his own defense.
Like an action hero he is actively taking on the goons.
But not with brickbats.
Rather he has thrown a sharp blog post, like a dagger, at the throats of his adversaries.

And in so doing-- he has fatally wounded his attackers.

How?

By showing exactly how the brown shirts attempted to discredit him.
His recent post on GoogleSmearing is phenomenal.

For perhaps the first time in history, the intellectual has a way of fighting back. The web has made this possible. Cole and friends are able to keep an eye on the attacks, and having blogs, parry the slanders.

This is all remarkable drama.
One literally sees goons defrauded line by line in nearly real time.
Remarkable.
Phenomenal.
Heroic.

Go have a read.

And God Bless Juan Cole!

Asides:

1) Why does a search on google for GoogleSmear not return a single hit? That fact stinks on ice.

2) I wish Juan would run an online open enrollment class for any one his various college offerings. Wouldn't that be super-duper swell?

3) The first link for this post uses "google print." It should open to page 432 of Mein Kampf. On that page you should find another anti-intellectual quote. I hope the link behaves as intended.


Update: 3/30 GoogleSmear now returns 4 pages of links. Wish I had saved the original totally blank slate.

Friday, March 25, 2005

Crazy White bishop
takes
Black-hearted queen...
Checkmate



TAKES





Thank God for Bobby Fischer.
And,
Hallelujah for his haughtiness.

Bobby totally flies into the face of global homogenization.
He is, if anything, his own scamp.
And dares to revamp
The idea of "arch"
To shocking excessiveness.

Yeah verily:
He may be a loon,
But at least he pledges himself to his own looniness.

Fischer is, if anything, true to his own wackiness,
And in a country that professes to worship individual genius,
He is as much out of place
As he is hunted
By his former country's aristocracy.

(Dead or alive... we are going to get Bin Laden, Fischer, and Castro--
Not necessarily in that dis-order.)

Truly:
The repugs hate Fischer
With as much tribal passion,
As they once hated the USSR.

Funny how things shift with time...
With the only constant being:
The repugs need someone to hate and bully.

Funny too...
Because
Once upon a time
Fischer was the republican darling,
Defeating the nasty Soviets:
Mano a grupo.
He took them all on...
And bested the lot.
Hurrah for our side!
He made us blush with pride.

As such,
Fischer was "western genius working alone",
The pure embodiment of capitalistic motivated effort,
The pure embodiment of the soul's desire,
To outshine collectivism,
The pure embodiment of
Rugged individualism's destiny
To win the day...

I could go on of course:
Offering you endless lines of happy,
Content-less,
Republican talk.

But let's move on...
To midgame:

Someplace and sometime after,
Point set match against Spassky,
Bobby's brain spasmed...
Probably from too much memory storage,
And too much swimming,
In his own thoughts...

Sort of like what happened to Ted Kaczynski,
Aka...
The Unabomber.

You see,
When you listen to the same internal channel
24/7/365
You're liable to whirlpool out of control...
It happens all the time...

Sometimes the channel is small-groupy,
Like for instance,
The Columbine Kids:
Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold,
A tiny two-brained channel,
Swirling down the toilet of death...

And sometimes the channel is big group-groovy,
A culty kind of thing,
Like...
The wacky Waco Dravidians,
Or
The Al Qaeda creeps,
Or the neocon nose drips,
Or the entire repugnant republican party,
Swirling around
And down
The toilet of death...

But it is all the same idea...
One mind,
Or a few minds,
Or a cult of minds...
Cluster-fucking each other in a self-feedback
Loop of masturbation,
In which somehow
"THE TRUTH" gets revealed.

So let's be clear here:
Fischer went wacky.
Daft and addlepated,
Or if you will,
Daffy and most dire
He went:
Anti-jew and anti-USA.

Now going anti-jew is one thing...
And anti-'Merican another...

But to do them both...
Simultaneously?

That's truly crazy.

Why...
That's like giving up a bishop to Deep Blue.

Crazy man crazy.
Feral crazy.
Big top crazy.

On top of that Fischer had the abosolute temerity
To speak that wacky wild
Mind of his,
Even when that mind of his
Told him
Nasty naughty negative things
About the US of A.

And so the Repugs learned to hate Bobby,
And have desired nothing so much
As to capture his bodily pieces
And torture him...
With black gloves on,
And blacker smiles.

They're good at that...
Torture.
They've always had the need...
To hate
And bully
And blow up frogs...
That sort of thing.

So they lusted after Bobby...
Not so much for his overt crime:
Of trading with the enemy
That's just trumped up false moral puffery
Glittering Republican generalities.

But because he dared
To spit at them
Imagine that...
Spitting at tribal repugs
And splattering them right in the face,
With a loogy the size of a chess pawn.

Ouch!

That pissed-offed the repug aristocracy,
Pissed them off,
Most royally...
So they trumped up some charges.

Trumped up...
Because,
After all,
Dick Cheney,
The Black-hearted queen in W's psycho kingdom,
Of payback and payoffs...
Also traded with enemies:
Iran and Iraq
While he was CEO of Halliburton.

So that charge is all just false moral posturing.

Unless...
Unless...
I'm wrong.

In which case:

Somehow it is okay to trade with the enemy
So long as:
One--
You do so as an American corporation.
And
Two--
You vote republican as you do so.

Then it is a-okay???

But if you do so as
One--
A simple impertinent individual
Crazy as a loon...

Then it is a no-no,
A sin...
Against God, State,
And the Republican Party???

You see the dilemma here don't you?
Fischer has backed the ugly Black queen into a moral corner
And this is endgame time...
Where Fischer has always been
Hyper-deadly...
And willing to torture his opponents
In turn.

So allow me to say it,
Fischer has got these repug Motherfuckers:
Checkmated!

I dare them
To try and get him into some
Monkey American courtroom
Filled with banana Republicans.
Because...
He'll grind those heels
Under his angry crazy heel.
And make them look as silly, sick, and stupid...
As they are silly, sick, stupid, and evil.

Game.
Set.
Match.
Victory.
Mr. Fischer.

Wednesday, March 23, 2005

If I can't piss on Bush's shoes,
can I at least...
piss on the old bitch's shoes?

bushit in tucson

President Peckerwood came to Tucson on Monday.

In fact he came within a mile of my home.
In fact, he gave one of his play pretend public meetings at my local gym.

Well not quite my gym...
But rather,
The Udall senior center--a newly constructed addition to my gym.

I've got an interesting bit of personal,
And local history,
Tied in with Udall senior center:

You see it was funded as a bond issue that we taxpayers got to vote on.

I voted for it of course.
Willingly agreeing with a huge majority of other Tucsonians,
(yeah we passed it overwhelmingly--this is a deep-blue county)
To an increase in property taxes to do something good for seniors.

After it passed,
I went to all the public meetings held to help design the new center.

And at one of those meetings I heard a most remarkable remark...
You see part of the bond money...
Went to construct tennis courts and soccer fields at Udall,
And after those details were announced
One of the seniors in attendance stood up
--a woman in fact--
And had the chutzpah to ask:
"What does soccer fields have to do with seniors?"

I remember sitting there and burning:
Why you selfish little old bitch!
Here, I sit,
Willingly, as a voter, taking on more property taxes
So I might do something good for you...
And you are going to begrudge some of my money going to children!!
Why you fucking little old selfish bitch!

Yesterday...
As you now know
President Peckerwood came to Tucson town.
And another selfish little old white bitch
Stood on the stage with him and said this:



""When I got a degree from the University of Arizona in 1942, during the Second World War, we learned the basic principles of the Social Security Act. And except for the tinkering that they've done with it, it hasn't changed much," Raymond told Bush.

"Right, you're right," the president responded, clearly taken by Raymond's forthrightness.

"That's not good," Raymond said, as the audience erupted in laughter and applause. "Your refrigerator has changed, your automobile has changed, your education principles have changed. So it's time to look into Social Security. I'm all for you."

More laughter. More applause. But Raymond wasn't finished.

"I want to say this to my generation, particularly my generation of women: The president and everybody else concerned over this has said, if you're 55 years old and older, it's not going to make any change in what you get from the Social Security. Get off of your stick and quit worrying. What a waste of time. Get busy and learn about it."



Deja vu!

To which I want to say, sitting here, burning yet again:

Why you trashy, greedy old bitch.
You are getting yours aren't you?
And so, who gives a hang about children?
And so, who gives a damn about those under 55?

You are getting yours aren't you bitch?

I wish I could vote on the Udall senior center again.
Because now I'd say:
NO to the senior center.
I'd say NO to its room for bridge playing
I'd say NO to its room for ball room dancing
I'd say NO to its brand new pool tables.

In fact...
I'd like to say the following,
To this selfish old bitch,
And to the selfish old bitch's President:

ABOLISH SOCIAL SECURITY NOW!
I CAN'T AFFORD THE TAXES TO FEED YOU OLD FARTS!
AND BUILD YOU A NEW CENTER TOO!
QUIT TAXING ME DAMMIT!
QUIT DRAINING ME OF MY HARD-EARNED!
QUIT TREADING ON ME!
GET OUT OF MY POCKETS!
AND SPECIFICALLY:
GET OUT OF MY POCKET YOU OLD GREEDY BITCH!!!

Because...
I got mine.
I really do.

And I don't need you or you or you...

As a matter of fact...
You old folks have a knack
For getting in my way,
And getting in my wallet.
Cluttering up Walmart's aisles,
Driving real slow,
Knotting up traffic...
And then using up my surplus tax money
As if it belongs to only you...

Let's get something straight:

What should I care,
If some old white bitch
Somewhere and someplace,
Doesn't have a place to play bridge,
And has to eat out of garbage cans?
What care I?

What's that got to do with my wallet?

PISS ON YA SENIORS!
AND PISS ON YOUR PRESIDENT!

After all,
He's got his old white hands in my pocket big time.

Quit living off of me you leeches!


(Note: How does it feel to have your own philosphy
thrown into your stinting old white faces?)

Update:

I know there are many kind and gentle seniors in the world.
The above shit pie obviously isn't aimed at them.

Rather, it is aimed at those who have learned nothing,
other than republican greed,
from their long lives.

Those folks are disgusting failures as human beings.
I dedicate the above to them.
And I will piss on their shoes...anytime and anywhere.

Friday, March 04, 2005

You've been greenspanned again...

greenspan:
1. Contemptible shiftiness by unelected officials, especially an urge to sacrifice thrift for grift when poltical winds dictate.

2. Cowardly malfeasance with public monies, as in You're not going to greenspan poor americans out of their social security, are you?

And because a young Alan Greenspan looks so much like Kissinger, I'd like to suggest a third definition:

3. Financial war criminal; a giddy willingness to trod on the windpipes of the monetarily powerless.




Here are my opening and closing arguments, and a summation for the above suggested neologism:



Opening:

Greenspan Shifts View on Deficits -- March 15th 2004, New York Times:

Mr. Greenspan's thesis, which is not accepted by all traditional economists, is that increases in personal wealth and the growing sophistication of financial markets have allowed Americans — individually and as a nation — to borrow much more today than might have seemed manageable 20 years ago.

This view is good news for President Bush's re-election prospects. It increases the likelihood that the Federal Reserve will keep short-term interest rates low. And it could defuse Democratic criticism that the White House has added greatly to the nation's record indebtedness.

Adjusted for inflation, the average family's debt, including a mortgage, has climbed from $54,000 in 1990 to $79,000 last year. Mortgage foreclosures, credit card delinquencies and personal bankruptcies are all at near record levels.

Mr. Greenspan's view is that household balance sheets are "in good shape," and perhaps stronger than ever, because the value of people's homes and stock portfolios have risen faster than their debts.

The Fed chairman is equally sanguine about the nation's overall borrowing from foreigners, which has soared to more than $500 billion a year and has contributed to a sharp drop in the value of the dollar. And he has also made it clear he will not try to torpedo the president's tax-cutting agenda, which could add another $2 trillion to federal borrowing over the next decade.




Closing:

Greenspan Says Federal Budget Deficits Are 'Unsustainable' -- March 3rd 2005, New York Times:

Alan Greenspan, chairman of the Federal Reserve, warned on Wednesday that the federal budget deficits were "unsustainable," and he urged Congress to scrutinize both spending and taxes to solve the problem.

Mr. Greenspan also warned that the deficits could be driven sharply higher by costs connected to the aging of the baby boom generation, particularly entitlement programs like Social Security and Medicare. While reiterating his support for President Bush's plan to offer private accounts as part of overhauling Social Security, Mr. Greenspan urged lawmakers to tackle the program's problems now, rather than later.

The assessment was Mr. Greenspan's gloomiest to date about the government's budget straits. Unless Congress takes major action to reduce the deficits, preferably, he said, by deep cuts in spending, annual budgetary shortfalls will continue and closing those gaps will become even more difficult.





Summation:

Ladies and Gentleman of the neologism jury...

When you have been slimed by snake oil,
humbugged by a carny,
razzle-dazzled by a flimflam man,
and seen your treasury looted by billionaires with a grin,
it's more than a sting,
it's more than a confidence game,
it's much more than mere everyday bunko...

I submit to you Ladies and Gentleman of the jury...

That you've been greenspanned.

I rest my case.